beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Arkansas: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed .
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Arkansas) light it, put it in a
beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
‘The Arkansan said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me.
''Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
“4"
"5"
(you'll love this…)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Alabama ,
Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , all of Canada eh,
and All of Washington DC …..
After their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed .
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Arkansas) light it, put it in a
beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
‘The Arkansan said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me.
''Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
“4"
"5"
(you'll love this…)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Alabama ,
Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , all of Canada eh,
and All of Washington DC …..
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