It's hell getting old.... isn't it BeemerDons.

OLD people like BeemerDons have problems that you and I haven't
even considered yet!

Don was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave Don a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow".

The next day Don re-appeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and then Don
explained, 'Well, Doc, it's like this --- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my best gal Donna for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Radiohowie from Florida, and he tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and he even tried squeezin' it between his knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked RadioHowie?'

Don replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

At their advanced age they were probably screwing the wrong way.

now that is some funny stuff

Hilarious!

It probably had a child proof cap!

Dr. Rich said:

It probably had a child proof cap!

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...and the winner!

--G