Papa Chuy Viejo Hired a New Secretary Today!

To hoom it mae consern,




I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.


I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..


I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,


Pepole really seam to respond to me well.


I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.


My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,


I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.


hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,


BRIANNA


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.






Papa Chuy Viejo's response:



Dearest Brianna,



It's OK honey, I've got spell check.



See you Monday. Don Stanley

I like Brady's Wife better, she's a sure earner.

JSNS

Don Staney's funeral will be held......????.

Either Miss Donna will kill him, or Brianna will be too much for the old fart....

Either way, He's a Dead Man Walking....

Can she make coffee? That's a must.

Nope, no coffe, but can produce copious amounts of Cream! JSNS

BOOBIES! I see BOOBIES! BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES!

I think I hired her once...

Thanks Don,needed a chuckle for the morning!

Are you sure these exist? I've only seen pictures, but never one in the wild...

--G

HIRED!

Brianna, we have a slot that is just about to open up