HotRodZilla Compilation (Put All Your HRZ Jokes Here)
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Pterodactyl
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Somebody needs to get beemerdons a hobby or a date, or he's going to keep posting this stuff.
Redfish Hunter
Gone Fishing
Why did Zilla send them to you? Did he need somebody to read them for him or did he need you to explain them?
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Redfish Hunter, it was six of one and a half dozen of the other! You do know what our HotRodZilla found really long and hard as a youngster, don't you? For AJ it was the Third Grade, es Verdad ese! JSNS, muy Estupido!
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rbentnail
Economic Plankton
"Head on curb". LMFAO!! Sounds like our brilliant AJ all right.
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
It's "head in ditch." Who in the Hell knows how to spell Boulv..Boluv...Bullyvard anyway?
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
rbentnail, whom do these 10 LEO traits does this remind you of! jes' sayin' and nuff said, HotRodZilla!
10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".
5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids
.2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
HotRodZilla Always Says: Bust sure has a nice ass!
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
"..." says it all!
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Well, you were busy that weekend, so for a while I did what I had to do. Then Tyler joined the group and the world was right again. She's way nicer to follow than Bust!
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
majicmaker
Well-known member
I'm not gay by any stretch of the imagination but, let's not gloss over the fact that Bust Does have a nice ass. Just Sayin' 
majicmaker
Well-known member
What!!?? I'm not saying I'm attracted to it. I'm Just Sayin' I've seen worse.
majicmaker
Well-known member
No, not always. You have no choice when a picture of it is in my line of sight. Come On!! You've seen that picture of Bust's butt too. You know you took a peek. You can't help it. It's like a traffic accident. How can you NOT look. I'd look at yours too if it were right in front of me. It's human nature. I'm sure yours is waaay nicer!
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Just when we think Vic has been cured, he falls off the wagon again. :no:
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