Hells Angels

Hells Angels



Back on June 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge .



So they stopped.



George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"



She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"



While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . .. "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"



So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.



After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."



It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

As a South Carolina boy ...... I think it's funny.

For those that might be offended by jokes about suicide, I'd like to point out that US 378 crosses both the Great Pee Dee River and the Little Pee Dee River near Conway, and probably neither jump would be fatal.

Ain't it a shame that jokes have to be followed by disclaimers because of people's right not to be offended.

As another S.C. resident, I believe I would go with; just continuing the joke. (heck of a good point though Uncle Hud).... lol

Heard the same joke...but it was the biker that jumped off the bridge at the end...

(Sarcasm isn't always easily identified on the internet. )

ALL jokes come at the expense of someone's self-esteem: blondes, lawyers, U of Georgia fans, or -- in this case -- cross dressers and Hell's Angels. It takes a lot to offend me, and I don't understand why everybody has to be so sensitive these days. It's a JOKE, for heaven's sake. If you're offended, grow a thicker layer of skin and realize the joke isn't aimed at you personally.

To repeat: I think it's funny.

What? You mean to tell me that was a joke??

I imagine bridge builders are exceptionally offended by this joke.

Knifemaker said:

Heard the same joke...but it was the biker that jumped off the bridge at the end...

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I seem to remember reading it here. And Beemerdons was the biker.

He always gave back at least as good as he got in the joke department, though.

Uncle Hud said:

(Sarcasm isn't always easily identified on the internet. )
ALL jokes come at the expense of someone's self-esteem: blondes, lawyers, U of Georgia fans, or -- in this case -- cross dressers and Hell's Angels. It takes a lot to offend me, and I don't understand why everybody has to be so sensitive these days. It's a JOKE, for heaven's sake. If you're offended, grow a thicker layer of skin and realize the joke isn't aimed at you personally.

To repeat: I think it's funny.

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You and I agree. I thought it was funny - you did too. My sarcasm about people's right not to be offended was in response to your sarcasm about people getting offended. We live in times where over-sensitive pussies are offended by everything and anything.

I bet that last comment was very offensive to felines big and small.

Uncle Hud said:

(Sarcasm isn't always easily identified on the internet. )
ALL jokes come at the expense of someone's self-esteem: blondes, lawyers, U of Georgia fans, or -- in this case -- cross dressers and Hell's Angels. It takes a lot to offend me, and I don't understand why everybody has to be so sensitive these days. It's a JOKE, for heaven's sake. If you're offended, grow a thicker layer of skin and realize the joke isn't aimed at you personally.

To repeat: I think it's funny.

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Sooo, I'm now looking for jokes about folks that live in Hotlanta.

There are no jokes about Atlantans. We're boring.

An oldie, but a goodie: Why do Clemson graduates wear orange?

On Saturday they go to the football game; on Sunday they go deer hunting; and on Monday, they go back to work, picking up trash on the side of the highway.

Did you hear about the guy who moved from Nashville to Atlanta? Raised the average IQ of both cities.

Uncle Hud said:

There are no jokes about Atlantans. We're boring.
An oldie, but a goodie: Why do Clemson graduates wear orange?

On Saturday they go to the football game; on Sunday they go deer hunting; and on Monday, they go back to work, picking up trash on the side of the highway.

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There are some people in my office that would put a serious hurt on you if you told them that joke...

...all the while being dressed in orange.

wheatonFJR said:

Uncle Hud said:

There are no jokes about Atlantans. We're boring.
An oldie, but a goodie: Why do Clemson graduates wear orange?

On Saturday they go to the football game; on Sunday they go deer hunting; and on Monday, they go back to work, picking up trash on the side of the highway.

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There are some people in my office that would put a serious hurt on you if you told them that joke...

...all the while being dressed in orange.

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You work in a jail dar Wheatie?

He works with people who pick up trash on the side of the road.

Uncle Hud said:

He works with people who pick up trash on the side of the road.

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Let's just say this...if Orange Clad Clemson beats GA Tek...then maybe you should get a pitcher uh yerself apickin up da beer cans on da side uh dat GA road you does live by. Jes mebbe.