you just can't make this sh#t up

So, we are at the neighbour's last night for their eldest son's 50th birthday bbq/beerfest/horseshoes tourney

Buncha redneck guys standing around in the eventual dark telling tales & drinking beer in a redneck little Cdn town

One guy starts talking about hot yoga; seems a couple of them have participated now and then.

The general concensus was, "Why TF would you do that?"

"Well, I got so I could see the soles of my feet"

The other guy said, "I could see the underside of my balls!"

This is where Normie chimes in....

"I think I'll pass. Why do I need to see the underside of my balls??"

"It's not like the wife looks up at me and says, "Hey, you gotta see this!"

Barb... Can we assume that this party was mostly middle age loggers?

Dr. Rich said:

Barb... Can we assume that this party was mostly middle age loggers?

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Roger

Loggers and longshoremen actually...........

Canadians....Sheesh.

Lately, there's been news reports of how the Canadian culture of civility is changing. Here's a video captured of a brutal mugging in Canada. Sad, very sad.

Gheez Barb,

This is friggen embarrassing, islanders have some pride you know. Loggers? Yoga? Sh*t! Anyway, if you really wanna see in that area, just use a mirror like everyone else.

Dashbaw said:

Gheez Barb,
This is friggen embarrassing, islanders have some pride you know. Loggers? Yoga? Sh*t! Anyway, if you really wanna see in that area, just use a mirror like everyone else.

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Says the man from Black Creek! a place that's even too "I hear banjos" for me LOL

barb said:

*snip*"I think I'll pass. Why do I need to see the underside of my balls??"

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I reckon y'all don't have ticks up there.

A man needs help checkin some'a them places...



(Banjos)

rushes said:

barb said:

*snip*"I think I'll pass. Why do I need to see the underside of my balls??"

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I reckon y'all don't have ticks up there.

A man needs help checkin some'a them places...

(Banjos)

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Up here in Canada we actually wear pants/shorts when we go outside.

I am beginning to wonder about what y'all do down there LOL

Hire someone to check for ticks by the sound of it......

barb said:

Dashbaw said:

Gheez Barb,
This is friggen embarrassing, islanders have some pride you know. Loggers? Yoga? Sh*t! Anyway, if you really wanna see in that area, just use a mirror like everyone else.

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Says the man from Black Creek! a place that's even too "I hear banjos" for me LOL

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Ok Barb,

Couple of days ago I had thought up a real smart ass response about you more southern islanders. Then yesterday, I'm replacing deck planks in the back yard, wearing a camo campaign hat and dirty work clothes and I hear, "plunk, plunk, pling, ping." What the hell is that? So I peak through the trees and the kid next door is learning to play one of those little banjos, apparently for school. So shit, what can I say, other than I need some deliverance. Time to ride for a reuben in La Pine.

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barb said:

Dashbaw said:

Gheez Barb,
This is friggen embarrassing, islanders have some pride you know. Loggers? Yoga? Sh*t! Anyway, if you really wanna see in that area, just use a mirror like everyone else.

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Says the man from Black Creek! a place that's even too "I hear banjos" for me LOL

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Ok Barb,

Couple of days ago I had thought up a real smart ass response about you more southern islanders. Then yesterday, I'm replacing deck planks in the back yard, wearing a camo campaign hat and dirty work clothes and I hear, "plunk, plunk, pling, ping." What the hell is that? So I peak through the trees and the kid next door is learning to play one of those little banjos, apparently for school. So shit, what can I say, other than I need some deliverance. Time to ride for a reuben in La Pine.

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Watch out. Lapine is the Ozarks of central Oregon. Lots of banjo music around here.

NTXFJR said:

Hire someone to check for ticks by the sound of it......

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Ah!!! So THAT'S why you'd want to see the underside of your balls!!

Dashbaw said:

barb said:

Dashbaw said:

Gheez Barb,
This is friggen embarrassing, islanders have some pride you know. Loggers? Yoga? Sh*t! Anyway, if you really wanna see in that area, just use a mirror like everyone else.

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Says the man from Black Creek! a place that's even too "I hear banjos" for me LOL

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Ok Barb,

Couple of days ago I had thought up a real smart ass response about you more southern islanders. Then yesterday, I'm replacing deck planks in the back yard, wearing a camo campaign hat and dirty work clothes and I hear, "plunk, plunk, pling, ping." What the hell is that? So I peak through the trees and the kid next door is learning to play one of those little banjos, apparently for school. So shit, what can I say, other than I need some deliverance. Time to ride for a reuben in La Pine.

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LMAO! See what I mean about Black Creek?

Did you wander down to La Pine?

Hey! What's wrong with banjos?



Sorry I couldn't make it to Vancouver Island this summer...only so much time.

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Hey! What's wrong with banjos?

Sorry I couldn't make it to Vancouver Island this summer...only so much time.

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and sorry we didn't make the intercept. Life is just a big ball of shite some times

Hopefully next June I am dragging the old fart across the rock to the Maritimes.