Thanks for the info, guys.
I have been just amazed by the amount of decent dealers, or so I thought, who absolutely blow-off this ticker thing like it's no big deal. I get a litany of reasons like it's an internet hoax, it's not going to hurt anything, etc, etc. Part of it is the company denying it and I'm sure part of it is that it is a big job and most dealers make more money doing oil and tire changes than heavy bench work like this. I'm sure there is some ignorance there too, as a lot of smaller dealers have probably never had to take a head off one of these motors and it scares them.
In defense, I do think the severity of this is a little (emphasis on little) blown out of proportion, because I know of at least three people who chose not to have their tickers fixed ('03s and '04s) that have well over 100k on them and nothing significant has changed, not even oil burning. I just know that when a valve is snapping into it's seat, something ain't right and when that much money (new or used) changes hands for a bike, it has to be right.