A Short, But Beautiful Love Story

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bigjohnsd

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,

he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get

me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'.

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own blanket!'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End.

 
Actually it has been fabulous for the past week, I'm just suffering from lackofmotorcycleitis, the FJR is wintering over in Memphis and the KLRsits on the lift missing its Cylinder and Cylinder Head while they are out in California for an upgrade. So, you get shitty jokes.

 
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