The navy cook.

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.

While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.

The Chief replied,I’d be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle
which bears the Navy insignia.

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If that’s the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.

Of course, that's the Navy. Lol...

Are you saying those guys would f*** anything, AJ?

One of the first things they tell you on a submarine: "Watch out for the doughnuts. And watch carefully to see if anybody takes one outside the mess deck."

Old, but ageless!

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One of the first things they tell you on a submarine: "Watch out for the doughnuts. And watch carefully to see if anybody takes one outside the mess deck."<br />

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Old, but ageless!</p></blockquote>

Most, if not all, of you Submariners are to dimensionally challenged to use a donut, JSNS!

If your friends with the night baker, you can larger donuts



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