Jump to content


Photo

Newest Aft defense system installed


  • Please log in to reply
184 replies to this topic

#141 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:56 PM

If I were a genius I would have been able to fix This, I think I'm more of a Mad Scientist. If the Folks from DynoJet knew who they were dealing with, They may have been more helpful this morning on the phone.
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#142 RTSR1/FJR

RTSR1/FJR

    Gort - Klaatu barada nikto!

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 896 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Florida, N28 36.478 W80 48.478
  • 2003 (Gen I) N. America

Posted 22 May 2009 - 05:41 PM

QUOTE (Geezer @ May 1 2009, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Traffic is pretty light where I live and commute, but I did once have a young lady tailgating me while she put on her makeup. She was obviously just keeping me in her peripheral vision and pacing me. A little squirt from something like this might have gotten her to pay attention.

I used to ride an H2 and run dino 2-cycle oil. It would smoke some while riding, and really worked up a cloud if I got on the gas hard. I lived in a high traffic area back then and I used to crank it up and 'give 'em some smoke' to shake off tailgaters. It worked very well.

So, in the original spirit of this thread, I'm thinking that the diesel pump could be used to squirt a little oil of some sort inside the hot exhaust. The nasty stuff would come out the pipe. Tailgater would not know that you had done it on purpose, and it would make them back off a bit.


I love this thread! Lighten up people! I run a programmer on my diesel PU and I smoke out assholes who tailgate. That black smoke goes in their vents, stinks up their vehicle, and they back off cause they think something happened! Plus, when they try to pass, they find out the turbo diesel ain't no snail and they keep getting black smoke! Usually get the 1 finger salute when they finally do go by! lol I just wave back! KUDO's CD!


#143 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 23 May 2009 - 05:30 AM

I found out my turbo diesel was governed at 105mph, boy was I pissedwhen the bitch in the Volvo made it by me! LOL
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#144 RTSR1/FJR

RTSR1/FJR

    Gort - Klaatu barada nikto!

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 896 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Florida, N28 36.478 W80 48.478
  • 2003 (Gen I) N. America

Posted 23 May 2009 - 06:58 AM

QUOTE (DailyCommuter @ May 23 2009, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I found out my turbo diesel was governed at 105mph, boy was I pissedwhen the bitch in the Volvo made it by me! LOL


I believe with my Predator programmer for my Duramax, you can delete the speed limiter. Personnally, I don't need the truck for triple digit speeds. I have other toys for that! lol rolleyes.gif

#145 08FJR4ME

08FJR4ME

    -WYNPRO-

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,418 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Acushnet, MA
  • 2008 ABS (Gen II) N. America

Posted 23 May 2009 - 07:02 AM

QUOTE (DailyCommuter @ May 23 2009, 09:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I found out my turbo diesel was governed at 105mph, boy was I pissedwhen the bitch in the Volvo made it by me! LOL



Dam,

I thought i was the only one who drives like that. I Coulden't get over 98 MPH in my F250.
2008 FJR1300A, 2005-Honda XR650L-2001 Honda Rubicon 4X4 WynPro Custom MC Products Posted Image, Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image

#146 RTSR1/FJR

RTSR1/FJR

    Gort - Klaatu barada nikto!

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 896 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Florida, N28 36.478 W80 48.478
  • 2003 (Gen I) N. America

Posted 23 May 2009 - 07:04 AM

QUOTE (08FJR4ME @ May 23 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DailyCommuter @ May 23 2009, 09:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I found out my turbo diesel was governed at 105mph, boy was I pissedwhen the bitch in the Volvo made it by me! LOL



Dam,

I thought i was the only one who drives like that. I Coulden't get over 98 MPH in my F250.


I've touched a tad over 100 with the 2500HD


#147 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 23 May 2009 - 07:49 AM

I DON't drive like that, It just happens that I DID this particular day... devil.gif
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#148 zorkler

zorkler

    Ave U !!!!

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,489 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Mooresville, NC
  • 2005 (Gen I) N. America

Posted 24 May 2009 - 10:07 AM

If you live in a high traffic area N.Y.C , LA , etc you better be good at lane splitting or your going to get yourself killed .Hit the wrong guy with his gun under the seat or the bat in the back seat , or the people that can get you info from your plate number (its not that hard to do ) and he will be waiting in front of your house for you to come home .Just a THOUGHT from someone that had oil sprayed on his windshield .
One Second At a Time !!!!!!!

#149 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 24 May 2009 - 06:57 PM

... and why did your windshield get sprayed with oil, praytell?
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#150 oldryder

oldryder

    FJR Pilot

  • Members++
  • PipPipPip
  • 369 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Central MN
  • 2005 ABS (Gen I) N. America

Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:36 AM

Kudo's for being the one guy in 1000 that actually does something like this instead of just talking about it.

very nice detail work on the firing switch.

I think salting the spray fluid with cat urine or some equally pungent additive would increase the effectivness of the system.

#151 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:44 AM

Do a google search on a product called "liquid ass" devil.gif
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#152 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:28 AM

(giggle) love to bump this on e in a while.... Just for fun
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#153 Jer

Jer

    FJR Squadron Leader

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 532 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Salem, OR summers, So Cal winters
  • 2013A (Gen III) N. America

Posted 11 September 2009 - 10:38 AM

Daily Commuter thanks for the laughs. It reinforces my statements to newbies to the forum that this is a very interesting and funny place. I like people with a good sense of humor and you certainly appear to be one of those. Can't wait for your next brainstorm.
Jer

I like nice weather.
Salem, Oregon (Summers), Bermuda Dunes, CA (Winters

#154 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:07 AM

Most of my brainstorms are never executed, only podered and forgotten. But I do have one more in mind for the feej so stay tuned.... I really want to come up with a smoke screen. I'm thinking a small paintball gun co2 cylinder and a delivery to the tailpipes... I'll figure it out sooner or later
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red

#155 jmarran

jmarran

    FJR Pilot

  • Members++
  • PipPipPip
  • 301 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Pittsfield, MA
  • 2005 (Gen I) N. America

Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:10 AM

QUOTE (DailyCommuter @ May 29 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do a google search on a product called "liquid ass" devil.gif


Ooohh, I had that once, it was awful! Can't imagine anyone actually paying .. oh wait, there's always Indian restaurants .. thank god for Imodium!

#156 Fred W

Fred W

    Flatus Antiquous

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 15,276 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Southern NH
  • 2014ES (Gen III) N. America

Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:12 AM

rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif

-Fred W                 nerd.gif    <----  (Click me!)      We're just getting started...    VisitedStatesMapIcon.jpg


 


#157 Jer

Jer

    FJR Squadron Leader

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 532 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Salem, OR summers, So Cal winters
  • 2013A (Gen III) N. America

Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:00 PM

QUOTE (DailyCommuter @ May 1 2009, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
not. I'm just sayin' it took a while (3 pages) for someone to actually "get it" that's all

I've been trying all morning to fashion up a .GIF with a FJR and a flamethrower out it's ass. I'm having trouble though.... need help making gifs...


By the time I read your post there were at least 8 pages to go through. My reply is on page 8, but it would have been on page 1 given the opportunity. Your post did give some of the members a chance, other than jumping a newbie for not using the search functions, to show their superior knowledge of everything. Keep up the good work. By the way I don't have any plans to use your latest innovation on my bike.
Jer

I like nice weather.
Salem, Oregon (Summers), Bermuda Dunes, CA (Winters

#158 Wetdog

Wetdog

    FJR Pilot

  • Members+
  • PipPipPip
  • 109 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Page, AZ
  • 2007 ABS (Gen II) N. America

Posted 16 September 2009 - 07:48 PM

Over the edge, insane, but very cool. Could get you in trouble.... sure, that never stopped anyone!
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

#159 dbx

dbx

    FJR Pilot

  • Members++
  • PipPipPip
  • 437 posts
  • Location:Olathe, KS
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 01 November 2011 - 11:30 PM

Bumping a 2 y/o thread...

I love this idea, but instead of the hard plastic tank, it might work to use a few bladders from boxed wine.
dbx

2007 FJR1300 AE
2005 FJR1300

#160 DailyCommuter

DailyCommuter

    Illegitimi Non Carborundum

  • Members++
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 774 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plymouth, MA
  • 2007 ABS AE (Gen II) N. America

Posted 02 November 2011 - 02:16 AM

That's a good idea, I hadn't thought of that at the time.
Only leave for tomorrow that which you are willing to die having left undone ~Chinese Fortune Cookie~
'07FJR1300AE CerullianSilver, '05 SV1000S Red