The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I left work early to surprise my wife and found her sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what...
Would love to make that trip, but a weeklong trip through Glacier, Jasper, Banff, and the Kootenay a month later will be using up those trip funds:)
Looking forward to lurking that thread though...
Thanks for all the kudos! Being my first project of this magnitude, I'm super pleased with how it turned out! Still a couple finishing touches to tend to. Soon!!
After going face first into a rock, after going over the handlebars, but before the bike went back over me, I threw my 1/2 helmet away and have never worn anything but a full helmet since. Thank goodness I had the sense to wear by 3/4 helmet that day. Glasses broke my nose, but could have been...