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“Guts” and “Balls”.
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<blockquote data-quote="HuskyRider" data-source="post: 1232073" data-attributes="member: 14131"><p>There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.</p><p></p><p>We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls.</p><p></p><p>Do they, however, know the difference between them?</p><p></p><p>Heres the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.</p><p></p><p>GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom,</p><p></p><p>and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?</p><p></p><p>BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer,</p><p></p><p>lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'</p><p></p><p>I trust this clears up any confusion.</p><p></p><p>Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HuskyRider, post: 1232073, member: 14131"] There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Heres the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal. [/QUOTE]
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