Random quotes from room 105

[GunMD]

Here are a few quotes from the festivities in my room Saturday night / Sunday morning (those phuckers wouldn't leave).

1. "I think we need to work on your personal space issues." Ignacio speaking to CDogman

2. "It's not porn, it's high class art videography." Slapnpop speaking to Ignacio

3. "You know, that's pretty cute...why don't you just go back to your room and dial that up!" CDogman to Ignacio in regards to a comment about "The Bus"

4. "I'd blow up a condom for a good helmet." Duff

5. "Does anyone have a helmet cam?" GZ

6. "What did you call it, a 'skunk stain'?" FJRChik to Kenra in regards to a tramp stamp tattoo

7. "So, did you have your tattoos done at Panda Express?" FJRChik to Kenra

8. "Ya fuckin' dick, I'm tryin' to be nice here!!" FJRChik to Vectervp1

9. "I grabbed his nuts for God's sake!" TWN to FJRChik IRT Woodstock

10. "Trust me, there's nothing down there that you can hurt." TWN to FJRChik

11. "Don't play with my feet, bitch." CDogman to Woodstock

Hey, I don't make the news, I just report it. (I wrote this shit down as it happened).

 

[Ignacio]

Quoted accurately if not warmly. :blink:

And it would seem I've confused our tatted up Kenra with opt8low's avatar that is actually Keyra (warning NWS) with a "y". My apologies Kenra.......and I haven't been able to find the video proffered by the ex-stalker dude. My Google skills seem to be lacking, but I'll keep trying.

 

[fjrchik]

oh man i can't stop laughing!! yep, its funnier when i don't remember saying them or why.

6. kinda remember that

7. no freakin clue

8. i remember now that u mention it, but i don't know why i said it. but probably the funniest.

9 & 10. also no idea, and that's prolly a good thing!

 

[vectervp1]

I seem to recall more quotes being scribbled down that night. I can't seem to remember alot of them for some strange reason, but I do remember more quotes....

 

[vectervp1]

oh man i can't stop laughing!! yep, its funnier when i don't remember saying them or why.
6. kinda remember that

7. no freakin clue

8. i remember now that u mention it, but i don't know why i said it. but probably the funniest.

9 & 10. also no idea, and that's prolly a good thing!

Well, 9 & 10 happened much later in the evening so I'm not surprised.

#7 had to be the best quote. I remember laughing my ass off on this one. Of course you had to be there (and remember it) to be funny.

 

[FatNakedGuy]

Sounds like I missed some damn tasty photo op's!

 

[GunMD]

I seem to recall more quotes being scribbled down that night. I can't seem to remember alot of them for some strange reason, but I do remember more quotes....

That was pretty much it...there were one or two that just weren't anywhere nearly as funny as they seemed at the time that I left out. They really didn't make any sense or add any value to the list, so I opted to drop 'em. I think it just seemed like more due to the fact that it took us twice as long to read them that night.

 

[fjrchik]

I seem to recall more quotes being scribbled down that night. I can't seem to remember alot of them for some strange reason, but I do remember more quotes....

That was pretty much it...there were one or two that just weren't anywhere nearly as funny as they seemed at the time that I left out. They really didn't make any sense or add any value to the list, so I opted to drop 'em. I think it just seemed like more due to the fact that it took us twice as long to read them that night.

yeah no kidding. u 2 were huddled over in the corner forever. i was starting to wonder if i should leave.... :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

Gunny, you wuss! All you have is "quotes". HA! I have 8 x 10 glossies of the whole, bloody affair!

 

[slapnpop]

It got bloody after I left?!?

 

[Cdogman]

Yea Slap, Happens when you are a lightweight and leave before 2am. It was just gettin good

 

[beeroux]

"Does it drip? Yes, it will keep dripping until the antibiotics kick in".

I can't remember what sick fuck said this.

GZ

 

[Cdogman]

Hey, All Y'all are nuts. I dont fuckin talk like that you lying saco shit

 

[panayoti]

I was in room 106. I heard some interesting comments made by one FJRCHick in the hallway........ i won't repeat them.

 

[Woodstock]

"I'm from Tennessee and we see a lot of that" - Slappy about something or other.

 

[slapnpop]

That would be the comment about trailer park divorces...

 

[GunMD]

I was in room 106. I heard some interesting comments made by one FJRCHick in the hallway........ i won't repeat them.

So are you the prick guest that called security on us?

 

[vectervp1]

I also remember the comment "If your gonna make a mistake, it might as well end with an orgasm."

 

[beeroux]

I also remember the comment "If your gonna make a mistake, it might as well end with an orgasm."

Actually, it was: "If I'm going to make a bad decision, it may as well involve an orgasm".

Room 105 should be made into a movie, it was THAT funny and flowing with the one liners. A cast of 26 that would waft in and out with a core group holding court.

God that was fun.

GZ