Recent content by RadioHowie

Sorry Donny-boy...that just won't do. I'll be damned if I come here just twice a year and that picture of Salma is the best someone can do!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

In my case, ANY life would be a plus. Living with half a brain is a PITA. And no one around this house gives a phuque.

You need to tell him he's got a couple of dozen motorcycle crazies in a snit over his apparent lack of communication. Or in other words...what a dick!!

DC... I can't help but wonder, how many times did you hear "It's about time you clean up this gitdanged place!" ??? Great to see you at work on yer busted-ass knees.

Kinda like back in September, when a hurricane came right through my neighborhood and 120 mph winds were hammering the southeast corner of my house. Guess where my bedroom is? Yeah...the southeast corner. THAT was Irma-geddon.

Right at freezing pre-dawn this morning...43 degrees at 12 noon. I was so cold while asleep that my shivering was so violent, it woke me up. Made a cup of hot tea, wrapped a heating pad around my feet and plopped my not-so-fat-ass down in my La-Z-Boy and fired up the laptop to see whose life I...

Just "Howie"! Frankenbike, my blessed, missed, 2004 FJR, is now living in S.E. Pennsylvania.....

Honest to god....today I'm just experiencing a rare day of cognitive clarity. Most days I sleep 18-20 hours, and spend the other 4-6 hours sitting in my La-Z-Boy reading Wikipedia or taking what I call "Google Map Vacations." Open up Google Maps, find someplace new, then do a "Streetview" tour...

Barb, Trying to determine if the above is a criticism, a complaint.....or a request...

Goddamn, I'm glad I decided to pay this joint a visit in my fleeting moments of clarity and consciousness!! Geek, you've got a freakin' memory . This thread has been a godsend to a brain-damaged soul such as myself.

Well said, you impertinent douchenozzle!!!

Hey...look who's back! Gotta subscribe to this just to see what's happened to the next door neighbor.

Well, hello, guys (and gals). Howie here, checking in every 4 months whether I need to or not. It's been just over a year since I threw my FJR down the road and landed HARD on my melon. STILL sleeping 20 hours a day, can't walk fer shit, can't shit fer shit, and can't taste a damn thing. My...

Guys and gals, You all have NO idea how gratifying it is to witness the response this post has received. Makes me think "what a bunch of women this forum has populating it!" But seriously, thanks to all my "buds" for the great words of well wishes for a speedy recovery. Bluesey, Brodie...