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    Cheese buger

    A crusty old FJR rider, with bugs all over his "stitch", goes into a tavern in the counrty one Spring day. Inside, behind the bar is an exceptionally attractive young lady. A sign hanging over the bar says : Cheeseburger - $3.95 Chicken Sandwich - $4.95 Steak Sandwich - $5.95 Hand Job -...
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    Winter Syndrome

    I'm having a tough Winter. Perhaps it's an undiagnosed ailment - symptomatic of to much sea air, evergreen vapors and overly filtered sunlight, exacerbated by a lack of cigar smoke, highway food and camp chatter ? Combined, that's bound to be debilitating....messes with a fella's feign shei...
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    Technological advances

    Apple computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can be implanted and play music inside a woman's breasts . The music, of course, is in stereo. This is considered a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not...
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    wanted : stock 05 mirrors

    I am looking for a set of stock mirrors for an 05. Can anyone help out ? ghost
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    There's hope for us all

    An old man goes to the doctor for a check up. Doc : You're in great shape for a sixty-year old. Man : Who says I'm sixty years old ? Doc :You're not sixty ? How old are you ? Man :I turned eighty last month. Doc : Eighty ! Wow, do you mind if I ask how old was your father when he died ...
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    source for "hard rubber"

    Okay, I know I may[?] get slammed for the tiltle, but I want to make a pair of extenders for the mirrors on my 06. I want to move 'm out about an inch. I believe I can make some out of a hard rubber block [ to dampen any harmonic vibes ] but I cannot locate a source in my area. any help would...
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    xm radio dilemma

    I've been debating purchasing an satellite radio for my bike....... Normally I don't like any distractions while I ride { except for the random synapse, of course }, but , there are some roads between the interesting bits that are, quite frankly, boring as hell. I'm looking at the possibility...
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    Copper wire

    Do you know how copper wire was invented ? Two attorneys fighting over a penny.......
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    06 windshield removal

    Brown just delivered my cee bailey's 4+3. Unfortunately, I haven't rec'd my new shop manual yet.......so how do you remove the windshield "W" on an 06 ? Thanks. Ghost
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    Cee Bailey's windshields

    FWIW......Cee Bailey's now has the headlight guards and windshields available for the 06 !! Ghost
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