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Decided to own my first HD in 55+years of riding. Bought a 2023 Fat Boy in April and within 50-miles the motor start making a loud tapping noise when warmed up above 1500 rpm's. After months and another 900-miles the dealers service manager finally rode the bike for more than 50-feet and heard...

I was just thinking that in over 45-years of trying to kill myself racing dirt and track why the hell is god torturing me keeping me alive? The track was never a threat but the weekend racing in the hills with the homies had serious consequences (one loss a week normally). So here I am a old man...

Well my 2008 was totaled in 2014 (t-boned in a parking lot) and now buying a used 2014 tomorrow! I've owned over 1/2 dozen new lighter bikes but none have something I've been happy with. Right now I own a new triumph T120 bonneville and it's way too slow my happiness. Anyway no dealers have...

Well back in 2015 after I retired my 2008 FJR was totaled buy a new female driver in a parking lot. I survived (few days in the hospital) and decided to get a lighter bike. After several new lighter 1-liter bikes I never was satisfied with any of them (won't list them, doesn't matter really)...

RIP J.M.V. Fake JMV Twitter account and got some good laughs, must be someone that knew him? https://mobile.twitter.com/Airwolf4Life?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

In 44-years of street bike ownership I have my first tire in need of repair. Brand new rear tire has a pin hole caused my a very small paneling nail. Question is can this be patched or does the tire need to be replaced? If it can be patched will a motorcycle shop be willing to preform the...

Have a great Fall

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I...

At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you." "Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."...

Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe...

An apparent road-rage crash involving a motorcyclist and the driver of a sedan was captured on cellphone video Wednesday morning on the 14 Freeway in Santa Clarita https://ktla.com/2017/06/21/apparent-road-rage-crash-in-santa-clarita-captured-on-cell-phone-video/

Carbon Monoxide and Harleys Well I joined a group for a ride today and got stuck behind two Harleys with loud pipes spewing carbon monoxide, Started getting some mild symptoms of CO poisoning and left the group after two-hours . For the first time in my 60-years I’m happy for improvements in...

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you...

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Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!" "Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand... Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the...

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw, propped up prominently on the pillow, an envelope that was addressed to "Dear Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and started reading the...

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where...

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd...