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Been grounded after accident for 10 months now. Brain damage following headlong flight into a line of stopped cars. Damage on top of residual stroke damage makes it impossible for me to negotiate two wheels anymore, hence the insanely low-priced sale of my dear-to-me 04 FJR, also known as...

Well hello, all my FJR forum friends. Yep haven't posted, or even visited here, for more than 2 months. Is it because I'm a Serious Slacker? Nope...had a minor oopsie on the old '04 back on January 19th...wound up in the hospital...and just got home a week ago. Dayum!! A 2 month stay in the...

'Zilla-Kitty comin' for your candy!

1 - Let me introduce my wife. 2 - I've been married five times. 3 - Here's AJ, Don and Barry. 4 - This is my new Harley.

Just hit 90,000 miles on the '04 today on the way home from work....where I just hit 30 years working at the same job! Fuck me, I'm getting OLD! But Frankenbike helps keep me young! :D

Then pull up yur gurly pants and take a look at THIS! I'm VERY surprised this hasn't been discussed on the forum. You can keep your Suzuki HayaBurgman!!

The " Build Date" on my Frankenbike, that gorgeous 2004 Cerulean Silver beauty, is July 03. That means she's 3 months shy of 11 years old. Well, you'd THINK 10 years, 9 months, and 85 thousand miles later the battery would crank her up after a 5 minute stop on the way home from work. WTF...

HRZ Self-Examination.....

The wife is going under the surgeon's knife tomorrow....seriously. She's going in for a cranialanalectomy. I doubt the success of the operation. I suspect she'll come out with her head STILL stuck up her ass!

I ride every day. EVERY day. Rain or shine, hot or cold. Haven't cranked my car in 4 years. I don't particularly live in a high-traffic area. Hell, the entire population of the county I live in is only half-a-million. But I swear-to-God, the other 499,999 drivers in my neck of the woods...

So, I go outside at my office this afternoon to have a smoke. Yes...I'm an evil smoker! Out on the corner of the office driveway, there is what appears to be a dead motorcycle with what looks like a guy standing next to it, talking on a cellphone...hard to tell if it's a guy or not...back to...

Stopmakingfunofme!!!!!!!!! Bastage!

Happy Thanksgiving from Casa Del Howie!

Okay, so the revolving door is still spinning...can't seem to get rid of these damn kids. 35 year old son, poster-boy for bi-polarism, is back home permanently. 26 year old daughter is at the house 2 hours a day, 7 days a week and lives 1/2 a mile a way, so can't keep HER away, and the 23 year...

Hi Forum Guyz n' Galz, A friend and co-worker here at the radio station, Sara, has entered a national contest and asked for my help to help HER win. Here's the deal: Sara, the afternoon deejay on one of our stations, lost her best friend in the whole world four years ago... Colby was Sara's...

Noticed the horns on Frankenbike quit working in the past couple of days. I already know this is part of the "Signaling System" circuit, so it's fairly easy to assume that 15a fuse has blown. I've also lost my brake lights, but the tail lights are working. The turn signals work front and...

I want to pull the glove box out of my '04 to work on the lock mechanism to see if I can repair it. What the blue hell is holding that thing in there? My FSM doesn't show a decent picture. Do I have to take the entire nose of the bike off? Or are there a couple of screws to remove to lift it...

NSFW content, but funny as hell! "Kids, come here. Sit down. I wanted to speak to you today about something that's been on Mommy's mind a lot lately. As you know, it's been almost two whole years since your father passed away, and we all miss him very, very much. But after a long period of...