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    Probably Too Offensive

    Hope this does not offend the anti-hunting crowd..... Or the Druids either...... AP Pastafarian pastor leads prayer at Alaska government meeting Fritz Creek area resident Barrett Fletcher gives the invocation before a Kenai Peninsula Borough Assembly meeting as a representative of the...
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    ATGATT.... A family tradition?

    Annie recently found a pocket daily journal that my granfather carried in 1917. It was evidently given out by a company he did business with. The journal was interspersed with info on the product line of Bird, Jones & Kenyon. I'd like to get one of their Motorcycle Clothing Catalogs, but...
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    World SuperBike 2019

    Looks like the World Superbike series will no longer be the Jonathan Rae show. The four time consecutive champion was beaten convincingly in each of the first six races by newcomer Alvaro Bautista. Bautista is no rookie in racing. He came from MotoGP and is a past 125cc World Champion. Good to...
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    The Parrot, She is Dead

    At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house in Palm Desert. "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem? "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Bob, that your parrot, he is dead. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won...
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    In Memorial

    Gerd Sprachlehre, the man who invented the auto correct feature common on today's smart phones and computers, died today. May he rust in piss.
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    SOLD - 2013 FJR1300 in Montana

    In addition to the information provided in the Craig's List link below, I will facilitate a fly and ride. Pick-up the rider at the Helena Airport, provide lodging and meals for two nights and just maybe a wee dram. You will take delivery of a bike ready to take on a long ride while you are in...
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    BMW Posts Sales Record For 2018

    And it is all due to bigjohnsd Not a big increase, but an increase nonetheless. How many other manufacturers can say the same? BMW MOTORRAD RELEASES 2018 SALES FIGURES Posted by: BMW Motorrad Press Release BMW Motorrad sold more motorcycles and maxi scooters in 2018 than ever before...
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    For Beemerdons

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/salma-hayek-stuns-in-leopard-print-swimsuit
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    Happy Birthday

    BigJohnSD...............
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    We Have Been Hoodwinked!

    The Flat Earth Society, a well respected science, public policy and research organization, revealed today that they have confirmed that Australia does not exist. (<a...
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    FOR SALE: AeroStich Darien Jacket and Liner

    Located in Helena, Montana. Size 48. I have too many riding jackets and I am getting a new Klim for Christmas. This is seven years old and probably has about three to four years of actual riding time on it. It has some sunfading which is common on Dariens. In good shape. The liner has been...
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    Happy Hour Special

    I was riding down in Louisiana once when I saw a sign outside a restaurant that read: "HAPPY HOUR - Lobster Tail and Beer". I had to stop because them's my three favorites!
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    Super Tenere Recall

    I received notice today from Yamaha that my 2012 Super Tenere is being recalled. I sold it over a year ago, but thought I would alert other ST owners in case you are overlooked. The recall is for 2012 and 2013 XTZ12 Super Teneres. The reason for the recall is: it is possible for a gap to open...
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    A Moment That Gives You Pause

    My 4 year old grandson Jack is hanging out with me in the shop. I notice him moving with a purpose with a abrasive scrub pad in his hand. I ask him what he is going to do with it. Clean!!, he says. What are you going to clean?, I ask. Motorcycles!!!!, he says. Gulp......, says I.
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    Need to Vent

    I experienced the WORST customer service the other day at a store in town. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Wednesday evening I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So...
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    Withdrawn 2013 FJR

    Bike is no longer for sale.
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    irishman in the elevator

    A skinny wee Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Texan standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown. The Irishman faints...
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    Irish Chivalry

    At a busy bus stop in Dublin, a young English woman from London was waiting for a bus and wearing a very tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus...
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    The Brilliance of the Irish....

    .....as demonstrated by this text from an Irishman to his wife..... "Mary, I am having just one more pint with the lads. If I am not home in twenty minutes, read this message again."
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    Going To The Sun Road Is Open

    Great timing for those leaving Nakusp........ https://helenair.com/news/state-and-regional/going-to-the-sun-road-opens-to-traffic-in-glacier/article_2a45a85f-4775-52d0-8e4b-43dfd9ebd9b2.html
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