Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
A young guy bought himself a shiny new Harley covered with HD traditional chrome. The salesman, and old biker himself, states that the chrome must be protected. He emphasizes: "when it starts to rain, immediately put petroleum jelly on all the shiny parts."
Soon after, his new, hot girlfriend invited him for a big family gathering at her parent's house. On the day of the event, he parked his new motorcycle outside and went in to see what looked like her entire extended family seated at the table.
The girl's father explained to him that "in our house, there is a custom; the one who says the first word after dinner has to wash all the dishes in the house."
The moment everyone finished eating, there was complete silence. For two hours no one said a word. Finally, the boy had enough; he moved some dishes aside, laid his girlfriend on the table and banged her in front of everyone.
No one said a word. Another half hour passes, the boy takes the girl's mother and does the same thing to her. Again, no one dares to speak.
Suddenly it begins to rain so the boy pulls out the petroleum jelly jar out of his pocket. Seeing that, the girl's father exclaimed: "You won, I'll do the dishes."
Soon after, his new, hot girlfriend invited him for a big family gathering at her parent's house. On the day of the event, he parked his new motorcycle outside and went in to see what looked like her entire extended family seated at the table.
The girl's father explained to him that "in our house, there is a custom; the one who says the first word after dinner has to wash all the dishes in the house."
The moment everyone finished eating, there was complete silence. For two hours no one said a word. Finally, the boy had enough; he moved some dishes aside, laid his girlfriend on the table and banged her in front of everyone.
No one said a word. Another half hour passes, the boy takes the girl's mother and does the same thing to her. Again, no one dares to speak.
Suddenly it begins to rain so the boy pulls out the petroleum jelly jar out of his pocket. Seeing that, the girl's father exclaimed: "You won, I'll do the dishes."
