A Little Danish Magic

[Dr. Rich]

A Danish boy and an Irish boy entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irish boy stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the Irish boy said to the Danish boy, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

Danish boy replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some magic."

So they went to the counter and the Danish boy said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The Danish boy said, "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The Danish boy asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

The Danish boy replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

It is just so easy to out think the Irish!

 

[kamal]

Ha, ha - I like it!

But deep down, in my DNA, my grandfather wants to punch your lights out

.

Al.

 

[SacramentoMike]

That clerk doesn't sound too swift. What nationality was he?

.

 

[beemerdons]

That clerk doesn't sound too swift. What nationality was he?

Mike, did you need to ask? He was Danish, of course!