irq77
Well-known member
> An Ex Girlfriend Called
>
> This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
> ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
> I was still around.
>
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
> times we used to enjoy together.
>
> I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
> in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
>
> "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
>
> "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I
> said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than
> when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy
> I used to have."
>
> She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise
> to the challenge".
>
> "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy
> with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
> Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything
> is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing
> jowls like a Great Dane!"
>
> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She
> teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men
> were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
> lover.
>
> Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds
> myself!"
>
> So I told her to fuck off.
>
> This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
> ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
> I was still around.
>
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
> times we used to enjoy together.
>
> I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
> in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
>
> "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
>
> "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I
> said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than
> when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy
> I used to have."
>
> She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise
> to the challenge".
>
> "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy
> with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
> Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything
> is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing
> jowls like a Great Dane!"
>
> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She
> teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men
> were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
> lover.
>
> Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds
> myself!"
>
> So I told her to fuck off.
:lol:
