airboss
Well-known member
Many Moons ago I worked for a company headquartered in Tokyo, beat around the Far East and Southeast Asia for 12 years.
One of the things we enjoyed most was rolling out the welcome wagon for the new guys.
Like taking them to the Taco restaurant around the corner, "Taco" Japanese word for Octopus, should have seen the look on there face when their order came...........Or sending them for a night on the town near Shinjuku Station where all the drag queens hung out.
And like all good fun, sometimes it just all goes wrong, hence the Bath House story.
A group of us where having lunch with an FNG. His reaction to the Taco restaurant told us that this guy's attitude was going to make his adjustment to a foreign culture very difficult. So after lunch we all apologized for upsetting him and suggested that since he had the afternoon free and we needed to get back to work that he might enjoy a hot bath and massage at a Japanese bath house to unwind, de-stress.
Alllll rightie then.
We took him to a Bath House and explained that this was the real deal and not one of those come ons for the tourist deals and they spoke very little English, but he would be fine if he just said hi-hi(yes) to whatever they offered.
Then we told him we had go get back to work.
He went in and was offered a bath, of course he said hi-hi.
Two scantly clad young ladies then took him in tow and lead him to the bath, and to his surprise helped him undress and begin to wash his body.
When he was clean to their satisfaction one asked " manicure" following instructions he said hi-hi. The other young lady asked "pedicure", Again he said hi-hi.
Once the body, fingernails, and toenails were clean enough the girls led him into the bath where they left him to soak,relax, and release all those built up tensions.
After an appropriate length of time had gone by the two girls returned and took him from the bath and asked "massage" of course Mr. FNG said hi-hi.
The girls lead him into another room, laid him on a massage table, and each girl begin massaging a chosen portion of his body, one took the upper half the other the lower half.
Some time later when his muscles begin to be relaxed the girl working on the lower half asked "wax job", he thought wax job??????????, what the heck, and said hi-hi.
Imagine his surprise when the girl took the towel from around his waist and begin to massage his Johnson.
His Johnson became hard, and stiff, and was swelling to the point where it felt it was going to burst the skin.
Then he heard a shout
HAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! YAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Followed by a massive karate blow on his Johnson!
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ALL THE EAR WAX POPPED OUT OF BOTH EARS.
One of the things we enjoyed most was rolling out the welcome wagon for the new guys.
Like taking them to the Taco restaurant around the corner, "Taco" Japanese word for Octopus, should have seen the look on there face when their order came...........Or sending them for a night on the town near Shinjuku Station where all the drag queens hung out.
And like all good fun, sometimes it just all goes wrong, hence the Bath House story.
A group of us where having lunch with an FNG. His reaction to the Taco restaurant told us that this guy's attitude was going to make his adjustment to a foreign culture very difficult. So after lunch we all apologized for upsetting him and suggested that since he had the afternoon free and we needed to get back to work that he might enjoy a hot bath and massage at a Japanese bath house to unwind, de-stress.
Alllll rightie then.
We took him to a Bath House and explained that this was the real deal and not one of those come ons for the tourist deals and they spoke very little English, but he would be fine if he just said hi-hi(yes) to whatever they offered.
Then we told him we had go get back to work.
He went in and was offered a bath, of course he said hi-hi.
Two scantly clad young ladies then took him in tow and lead him to the bath, and to his surprise helped him undress and begin to wash his body.
When he was clean to their satisfaction one asked " manicure" following instructions he said hi-hi. The other young lady asked "pedicure", Again he said hi-hi.
Once the body, fingernails, and toenails were clean enough the girls led him into the bath where they left him to soak,relax, and release all those built up tensions.
After an appropriate length of time had gone by the two girls returned and took him from the bath and asked "massage" of course Mr. FNG said hi-hi.
The girls lead him into another room, laid him on a massage table, and each girl begin massaging a chosen portion of his body, one took the upper half the other the lower half.
Some time later when his muscles begin to be relaxed the girl working on the lower half asked "wax job", he thought wax job??????????, what the heck, and said hi-hi.
Imagine his surprise when the girl took the towel from around his waist and begin to massage his Johnson.
His Johnson became hard, and stiff, and was swelling to the point where it felt it was going to burst the skin.
Then he heard a shout
HAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! YAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Followed by a massive karate blow on his Johnson!
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ALL THE EAR WAX POPPED OUT OF BOTH EARS.
