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Beware the tropics.
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<blockquote data-quote="Surly" data-source="post: 1346635" data-attributes="member: 20658"><p><strong>A man returns from the tropics feeling very ill. He goes to see his</strong></p><p><strong>doctor who immediately rushes the man to the local hospital to undergo </strong></p><p><strong>tests.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>After the tests are completed the man wakes up to the ringing of a</strong></p><p><strong>telephone in his private room at the hospital.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>On the other end of the line, the doctor explains, “We’ve just received</strong></p><p><strong>the results back from your tests. We’ve found that you have an extremely</strong></p><p><strong>nasty STD called G.A.S.H.E, which is a combination of gonorrhoea, AIDS,</strong></p><p><strong>syphilis, herpes and Ebola.”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Oh my god,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita</strong></p><p><strong>bread.”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Will that cure me?” asks the man curiously.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Well no," replies the doctor, "but it's the only food we can squeeze</strong></p><p><strong>under the door."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Surly, post: 1346635, member: 20658"] [B]A man returns from the tropics feeling very ill. He goes to see his[/B] [B]doctor who immediately rushes the man to the local hospital to undergo tests. After the tests are completed the man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in his private room at the hospital. On the other end of the line, the doctor explains, “We’ve just received the results back from your tests. We’ve found that you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H.E, which is a combination of gonorrhoea, AIDS, syphilis, herpes and Ebola.” “Oh my god,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?” “Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread.” “Will that cure me?” asks the man curiously. “Well no," replies the doctor, "but it's the only food we can squeeze under the door."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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