beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Must be a freakin' Dane!
Danish Hookers!
Leif was walking home late at
night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Tventy dollars," she whispers.
He's never been with a hooker before, so he figures,
"vat da hell, it's only tventy bucks..."
So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for a minute
when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer. "What's going on
here people?" asks the officer.
"I'm makingk luff to my vife," Leif answers
indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop. "I
didn't know."
"Vell," Leif says, "I didn't either until
you flashed dot damn light in her face.
Danish Hookers!
Leif was walking home late at
night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Tventy dollars," she whispers.
He's never been with a hooker before, so he figures,
"vat da hell, it's only tventy bucks..."
So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for a minute
when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer. "What's going on
here people?" asks the officer.
"I'm makingk luff to my vife," Leif answers
indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop. "I
didn't know."
"Vell," Leif says, "I didn't either until
you flashed dot damn light in her face.
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