feejer222
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10 Year old Jonny lives on a remote farm with mum and dad. They never leave the farm for years and become very reclusive. One day Jonny takes it in his head that he wants to visit the city and hounds his parents for a trip. Eventually they give in and having never been themselves they are astounded at the noise and how busy the place is.
They find themselves in a department store and mother goes off wandering round the ladies clothing. Dad and Jonny stay where she left them just by the elevator. After a while an old lady struggles up to the elevator with heavy shopping. She presses the button and they watch to see what will happen as niether of them have seen one before.
The door slides open and the old girl staggers in, the father and son peer into the elevator as the doors close.
They are still staring when there is a 'ping' and the doors open again.
A skimpily dressed leggy blonde steps out and sashays across the store.
They are both astounded.
Wow says Jonny, what do you think that thing is dad?
Dad says, I've no idea son, but go and get your mother.
They find themselves in a department store and mother goes off wandering round the ladies clothing. Dad and Jonny stay where she left them just by the elevator. After a while an old lady struggles up to the elevator with heavy shopping. She presses the button and they watch to see what will happen as niether of them have seen one before.
The door slides open and the old girl staggers in, the father and son peer into the elevator as the doors close.
They are still staring when there is a 'ping' and the doors open again.
A skimpily dressed leggy blonde steps out and sashays across the store.
They are both astounded.
Wow says Jonny, what do you think that thing is dad?
Dad says, I've no idea son, but go and get your mother.
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