Funniest thing you've seen while riding

[trimmantom]

OK guys and gals, I was riding today in north ga. and came upon an incident in the middle of a 4 lane highway that made me laugh so hard I almost fell off the friggin bike.

I had my granddaughter on the back of the bike also.In the middle turning lane with quite a bit of traffic in both directions I observed 2 good sized mutes humping like hell in the middle of the road.

I just hope that their activity didn't cost one of those poor hounds his or her life.Got me to thinking and wish I coulda got some video,guess you couldn't send something like that in to america's funniest show.

Anyway what's everyone elses funniest moment you remember while riding in the last 40 years?

 

[Ignacio]

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Or some twisted combination I don't want to know anything about? :blink:

 

[MsLilly]

many years ago we took a tour of Alaska on Goldwings. We flew into Anchorage where we were picked up and carried to meet up with the others on the tour. Everyone had new Goldwings to ride and there was a tour guide on a bike narrating throughout the trip. One day we were ripping along a highway when out of the corner of my eye I see a DINASOUR in a swampy area. I thought I was loosing my mind until I head the couple behind us on the CB asking if we had seen the dinasour? Someone had bought an inflatable Dino and stuck it out in this swampy area! I love the fact that someone out there had a sense of humor.

 

[Gary]

Or some twisted combination I don't want to know anything about? :blink:

I think he meant malamutes...I *hope* he meant malamutes...

 

[wheatonFJR]

How does he know that they were mutes? Were they not answering his questions?????

 

[velvet fog]

I was in friday afternoon stop and go traffic on 405 headed to WFO 3 and some guy was getting road head in the regular lane.

 

[twowheelnut]

How does he know that they were mutes? Were they not answering his questions?????

Ahhh, the art of spelling: Mutes = Mutts. Somewhere, a Webster rolls slowly in his grave.

Mine: A porn shoot in the Los Padres Nat'l Forest. Figueroa Mountain Road, North of Santa Bads. Rolling along on my VFR, two guys doing one chick on the open tailgate of a pick-up. Director/cameraman on a berm above. She nary missed a beat as I rode slowly by. Pretty smile.

 

[Ed_Grant]

PCH September of 2005. I had stopped on the shoulder to get a drink of water and shoot a couple pictures. Just as I got back on the FJR a Honda Civic pulls in behind me and as I pull out I see in the rear view mirror a lady get out of the car and take a leak. Sure caught me by surprise. When you got to go you got to go. :dribble:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Cadillac SUV of girls pulls up beside me on 101 just South of Fortuna, girl in the passenger seat makes a V out her fingers, puts it over her mouth and starts lapping up the imaginary vagina with her tongue. My reaction was to laugh. She was so pleased that she put her window down, climbed so her torso was out of the car and pulled her shirt up!

I was leading a group of riders...when we got to a place to stop in a Redwood grove, FJRob says to me, "What did you do?"

"I laughed."

"I laugh all the time and that doesn't happen to me!"

shrug...

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Cadillac SUV of girls pulls up beside me on 101 just South of Fortuna, girl in the passenger seat makes a V out her fingers, puts it over her mouth and starts lapping up the imaginary vagina with her tongue. My reaction was to laugh. She was so pleased that she put her window down, climbed so her torso was out of the car and pulled her shirt up!

I was leading a group of riders...when we got to a place to stop in a Redwood grove, FJRob says to me, "What did you do?"

"I laughed."

"I laugh all the time and that doesn't happen to me!"

shrug...

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Cadillac SUV of girls pulls up beside me on 101 just South of Fortuna, girl in the passenger seat makes a V out her fingers, puts it over her mouth and starts lapping up the imaginary vagina with her tongue. My reaction was to laugh. She was so pleased that she put her window down, climbed so her torso was out of the car and pulled her shirt up!

I was leading a group of riders...when we got to a place to stop in a Redwood grove, FJRob says to me, "What did you do?"

"I laughed."

"I laugh all the time and that doesn't happen to me!"

shrug...

 

[Bustanut joker]

Uhh O'vale... ya better hit the sack.

Post whore :haha:

Wasn't funny in fact rather sick/sad Back when I was still driving truck I'd see all kinds of couples engaged in sexual activity. The absolute worst was the three guys who drove by in a rag top, blowing the horn and each other uke:

 

[trimmantom]

OK,youse guys doesn't miss a thang.

So it wasn't mutes, it was mutts or somethin like dat.May the spelling and grammar gods forgive me.

And the forum spelling teacher.

 

[squeezer]

I don't know if "funny" is the right word unless by funny you mean bizarre...

I was riding down a straight patch of a 2 land road (US 220) and a pick-up truck was headed towards me. Ahead to my right, I saw a Canadian goose took off from my side of the road and flew smack into the drivers side door of the pick-up, bouncing all the way back to my shoulder. I didn't stop because it's a narrow shoulder and there was a car behind me, but as I saw the pick-up driver pull over, I noticed a decent dent in his door.

Got me thinking -- dayum, kamikaze geese can be more dangerous than deer.

 

[Silver Penguin]

I didn't see it, because I was riding with the fast group but one of the gals in the slower group was meandering along, smelling the roses and admiring the scenery. At a camp site close to the road, she saw a guy sleeping in a hammock, stark naked.

This gal must be nearer to eighty than seventy years old, and often says that the 'youngsters' ride too fast. On that day, we agreed with her.

Jill

 

[Rogue]

Well for Funny/Strange/Scary I was on the 210 freeway and came up on one of these

When I got around it I saw it was being towed by one of these!

I wouldn't want to be in front of him when he had to panic stop!

:scare2: :blink:

 

[v65]

Met a couple of naked riders down in PA, both men :blink:

I think they may want to reconsider their helmet laws :lol:

 

[radman]

Cadillac SUV of girls pulls up beside me on 101 just South of Fortuna, girl in the passenger seat makes a V out her fingers, puts it over her mouth and starts lapping up the imaginary vagina with her tongue. My reaction was to laugh. She was so pleased that she put her window down, climbed so her torso was out of the car and pulled her shirt up!
I was leading a group of riders...when we got to a place to stop in a Redwood grove, FJRob says to me, "What did you do?"

"I laughed."

"I laugh all the time and that doesn't happen to me!"

shrug...

Cadillac SUV of girls pulls up beside me on 101 just South of Fortuna, girl in the passenger seat makes a O out her fingers, puts it over her mouth and starts lapping up the imaginary penis with her tongue. My reaction was to laugh. She was so pleased that she put her window down, climbed so her torso was out of the car and pulled her shirt up!
I was leading a group of riders...when we got to a place to stop in a Redwood grove, FJRob says to me, "What did you do?"

"I laughed."

"I laugh all the time and that doesn't happen to me!"

shrug...

Cadillac SUV of girls pulls up beside me on 101 just South of Fortuna, girl in the passenger seat makes a 69 out her fingers, puts it over her mouth and starts lapping up the imaginary bunghole with her tongue. My reaction was to laugh. She was so pleased that she put her window down, climbed so her torso was out of the car and pulled her shirt up!
I was leading a group of riders...when we got to a place to stop in a Redwood grove, FJRob says to me, "What did you do?"

"I laughed."

"I laugh all the time and that doesn't happen to me!"

shrug...

Guess it bears repeating.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Guess it bears repeating.

:lol:

The only thing I care about is my post count. Yup. Those that know me know I'm just a post whore. And none of them have a sense of humor at all. Real isn't always funny, but it's the funniest to me.