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Jul 5, 2006
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Richmond Hill, ON
A game warden was driving down the road when he came

upon a young boy

carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and

asked the boy,

"Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying

under your arm."

The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a

turkey done roosted

under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey

season is closed, so what

ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If

you break his leg,

I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll

break your arm.

Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are

you gonna do with


The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass

and let him go!