fossilrider
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came
upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and
asked the boy,
"Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying
under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a
turkey done roosted
under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey
season is closed, so what
ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If
you break his leg,
I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll
break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are
you gonna do with
him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass
and let him go!
upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and
asked the boy,
"Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying
under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a
turkey done roosted
under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey
season is closed, so what
ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If
you break his leg,
I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll
break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are
you gonna do with
him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass
and let him go!