gregory
Great things are afoot
A woman goes to her
> doctor's office, to discuss
> a strange development.
> She has discovered a green spot on
> theinside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they
> won't scrape off,
> and they seem to be getting worse.
>
> The doctor assures her
> he'll get to the bottom of the
> problem, tells her not to
> worry until he gets the tests back.
>
> A few days later, the
> woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the
> doctor. She immediately
> begs to know what's causing the spots.
>
> The doctor says,
> 'You're perfectly healthy--there' s no
> problem. But I'm wondering,
> was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting
> room?'
>
> The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how did you
> know?'
>
> "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
> doctor's office, to discuss
> a strange development.
> She has discovered a green spot on
> theinside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they
> won't scrape off,
> and they seem to be getting worse.
>
> The doctor assures her
> he'll get to the bottom of the
> problem, tells her not to
> worry until he gets the tests back.
>
> A few days later, the
> woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the
> doctor. She immediately
> begs to know what's causing the spots.
>
> The doctor says,
> 'You're perfectly healthy--there' s no
> problem. But I'm wondering,
> was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting
> room?'
>
> The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how did you
> know?'
>
> "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."