That is priceless!!
I went through all sorts of bullshit like that when I sold my last three bikes so I could buy the FJR.
Some of the scammers just would not stop emailing me for weeks after the bikes sold.
Once actually sent the cashiers check which I took to my bank, a commercial bank who only deals with large accounts, doctors, lawyers.
The bank VP had fun dealing with the Secret Service for a counterfeit check. They tracked emails and the cell numbers they gave me. Long story short, bogus check.
Love to read about somebody messing with those assholes. Just warms my cold, cold heart!