'How long before I can get a haircut?'

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Surly

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'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked
around the shop full of customers and said , 'About 2 hours.'

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy
stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the
shop and said, 'About 3 hours..'

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck
his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop
and said, 'About an hour and a half ..

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend
and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes.


He keeps asking how long he
has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned
to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does
he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears
from his eyes and said,

'Your house!'


 

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Good one, Surly!
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