I know where it is!

[Surly]

A very tired Nurse walks into a Bank, totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realises her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted Teller and without missing a beat,

She says; “Well, that’s great.......just bloody great

..............................some arshole’s got my pen!

Best regards

Surly

 

[Bustanut joker]

An' now ya know why some of the stuff I post makes me appear an arsehole...

 

[kamal]

An' now ya know why some of the stuff I post makes me appear an arsehole...

........the pen was our first clue

Keep 'em coming Surly.

Al.

 

[HotRodZilla]

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer??

The taste!

 

[Bustanut joker]

The voice of experience no doubt..

 

[dcarver]

Bust sez the rectal tastes better?

Good one Surly!

 

[Surly]

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer??








































The taste!

What is the worst job at a hospital?

Sorting the thermometers.

 

[redtail]

my wife is a nurse... these are getting passed on!

 

[Surly]

my wife is a nurse... these are getting passed on!

Hi,

So is mine. Guess where I got them?

 

[Graham Downunder]

What's the difference between a Nurse who works in a mental ward and a patient ?

The uniform.

 

[Surly]

What's the difference between a Nurse who works in a mental ward and a patient ?

The uniform.

Hi Graham,

I do not wear a uniform, any more.

Best regards

Surly