News Flash!

[cardingtr]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, Professor of Sports Medicine at Texas A&M University,

has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and

bouncing, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric

when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of

men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him. :nono:

 

[Khunajawdge]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, Professor of Sports Medicine at Texas A&M University,has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and

bouncing, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric

when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of

men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him. :nono:

Ya see? That's what academics are always scheming about, always trying to protect us from ourselves. Why just 900 years ago, any one who wanted to do real battle had to wear one of those Gall Dern suits of armor. Now what (?) is going to jiggle with one of those on.