Stupid stuff 101

[wheatonFJR]

I'll start.

#1. Do not grab a police officer's groin and refuse to let go.

Because your face may end up looking like this...grabbing an officer's groin and not letting go

 

[SQUEAL]

He seems to have acquired a few hematomas....Freakin hilarious!!

Here is one from a former co-worker; DO NOT take your Snap On air 150# air ratchet head apart...stick your thumb in it and then pull the trigger to see if it "works". It did.... It instantly chewed the pad of his thumb all to hell. I was crying I was laughing so hard as we attempted to stop the massive bleeding. He had to hang it out the truck window all the way home.....LMAO...

 

[dcarver]

He seems to have acquired a few hematomas....Freakin hilarious!!

Here is one from a former co-worker; DO NOT take your Snap On air 150# air ratchet head apart...stick your thumb in it and then pull the trigger to see if it "works". It did.... It instantly chewed the pad of his thumb all to hell. I was crying I was laughing so hard as we attempted to stop the massive bleeding. He had to hang it out the truck window all the way home.....LMAO...

Slowik eventually let go, and was arrested and taken to Resurrection Medical Center.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I have nothing to add.. except the time my buddy Dennis got his dick wound up in one of those.. He was wearing loose work pants and it grabbed him right in the zilla area.

Poor bastard panicked and hit reverse and wound it up the other direction. I also cried. First from humor and then pain.

He swelled up like a ball bat for about a week :lol: really cool colors too!

 

[FJRay]

Don't listen to Wheetie when he wants you to turn around just for a group Photo.

 

[BikerGeek99]

Don't drive yer bar stool on the road when yer drunk.

ThisGuyIsAnIdjutClicky.

 

[Tyler]

22-year-old Kevin Daly was arrested for crashing into a police car while driving drunk.

This guy shot his neighbor for "telepathically raping" his wife.

 

[wfooshee]

Once again, Tyler, just how do you find this stuff???!??!!!??!

I started to say that I'm glad I wasn't that guy's neighbor, because I've used my imagination once in a while, but then I thought, "WTF is this guy's wife gonna look like?"

I'm still glad he's not my neighbor, though.

 

[beachy]

sometimes lucky people do stupid things https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/truck-driver-wins-lamborghini-crashes-hours-later-220724449.html

 

[wheatonFJR]

Don't listen to Wheetie when he wants you to turn around just for a group Photo.

:lol: :lol:

...oops. Right after you filled up the aux tank as well. I was gonna write "kilroy was here" on your tank bag rash...but no sharpie was available.

 

[FJRay]

Don't listen to Wheetie when he wants you to turn around just for a group Photo.

:lol: :lol:

...oops. Right after you filled up the aux tank as well. I was gonna write "kilroy was here" on your tank bag rash...but no sharpie was available.

It's all good and probably the only virgin you will get. That was the first time it was on it's side. Only took a 100k.

 

[wheatonFJR]

...and probably the only virgin you will get.

 

[cruppelt]

Don't drive yer bar stool on the road when yer drunk.

ThisGuyIsAnIdjutClicky.

Thanks for sharing that, had some folks come into my cube after my laugh-out-loud reaction...

"Wygle admitted to drinking about 15 beers before hopping on the bar stool and driving down the street". He apparently had his license confiscated in the past, so he came up with this alternative mode of transportation. He even put a wheely bar on that.

 

[Tyler]

This guy tried to rob a MMA champ while at a red light. :lol:

This guy was arrested for calling 911 because Taco Bell wouldn't serve him tacos. :blink:

This guy was arrested on a bigamy charge after authorities said they found court documents showing that he was married to two women at the same time. The man claimed he didn't remember marrying the first one. :dribble:

This guy killed his neighbor’s pygmy goat, and was found in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal.

 

[wheatonFJR]

This guy tried to rob a MMA champ while at a red light. :lol:

This guy was arrested for calling 911 because Taco Bell wouldn't serve him tacos. :blink:

This guy was arrested on a bigamy charge after authorities said they found court documents showing that he was married to two women at the same time. The man claimed he didn't remember marrying the first one. :dribble:

This guy killed his neighbor's pygmy goat, and was found in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal.

ALL of them possible FJRForum members...

 

[Tyler]

ALL of them possible FJRForum members...

I didn't wanna call anyone out but now that you mention it...

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Ind. Teen Turns Self In With Cuffs, After Escaping From Squad

October 3, 2011

Zachary A. Keilman walked into Lowell Post and told Sgt. Alan Jamerson he believed he was wanted on a warrant. He then showed the sergeant his wrists, which each had a handcuff and a cut chain attached to them.

 

[zzzzip]

This is like a walk down memory lane... fortunately I've managed to forget most of their ilk.

Getting old does have its good points. :glare:

 

[wheatonFJR]

Ind. Teen Turns Self In With Cuffs, After Escaping From Squad

October 3, 2011

Zachary A. Keilman walked into Lowell Post and told Sgt. Alan Jamerson he believed he was wanted on a warrant. He then showed the sergeant his wrists, which each had a handcuff and a cut chain attached to them.

What a good citizen! I salute thee.