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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across
a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."

Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.
The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window.
"Could I have some food?" he asks.
The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, "No!"

"Any chance of a pint of ale then?"
"No!" she says again.

"Could I at least sleep in your barn?"
"No!" By this time, she was shouting.

The down-and-out says, "OK Then Might I please...?"
"What now?" the woman shouts impatiently.

"Might I please have a word with George?
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