Crash Cash
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OK, so I'm sitting at the light, waiting to cross the road when it changes. There's a Cadillac in the turn lane to the left of me.
Light changes and we pull away. About halfway across the road (it's a wide 4-laner) I realize Mr. Cadillac isn't turning, he's still to the left of me, and about a bike length behind. I figure he's confused and going to pull into the restaurant at the corner.
No, he's not... Mr. Cadillac appears to be pouring on the coals. He's not making up any distance, but he ends up right on my ass. He can't pass because it's a curvy single-lane road so I speed up a little so I'm not holding him up. I'm doing my usual speed limit+10mph, so I'm going about 45.
HE PASSES ME ON THE BLIND CORNER and runs an oncoming pickup off the road! The truck makes a last second dodge and nearly eats a utility pole. So I got Mr. Cadillac's plate and went back to the truck, to see if the guy was ok. He was ok, and absolutely furious of course. Since I was a little calmer I borrowed his mobile and called 911, and they basically told me "fuck off, kid... ya bother me" - basically unless there's major bodily injury, they didn't give a damn.
(Fortunately, the pickup driver was an ex-Marine drill instructor and took about 5 minutes to tell the 911 operator where she could put her "can't help" attitude, lack of attention to duty, parentage, and about a dozen other things, without using a single profanity.)
I saw another guy get screwed because a van did a u-turn in front of him, and the guy ate a lamp pole dodging him. Even though I saw the whole thing from a restaurant window (too far away to get the plate) the cops basically told him he was wasting their time, and acted like they were going to ticket him for hitting the lamp post and bothering them.
One time my GS1100G had a bad charging system so I was pushing it through a parking lot at 2am. Two cops just cruised on by in their patrol car. No "do you need help?" or even "is that your bike?" - nothing. Not a damned thing.
I was driving home after the Superbowl a year ago, and this guy got out of the van in front of me and threatened to kick my ass. I have no idea why. His wife was shrieking at him to get back in the truck. It wasn't until I reached under my tank bag like I was reaching for a gun, did he back off. I called the non-emergency police number and got the usual "who cares?" - they didn't care if he was driving drunk or anything. I called 911 and they didn't care either.
So are all cops doughnut-munching losers with attitudes? Of all the experiences I've had with cops, none of them ever lifted a hand to help the situation, and none of my stolen anything has ever been recovered.
So should I just start packing a gun in my tankbag? It's like my grandfather said "you can get out of jail, but you can't get out of the morgue"
Light changes and we pull away. About halfway across the road (it's a wide 4-laner) I realize Mr. Cadillac isn't turning, he's still to the left of me, and about a bike length behind. I figure he's confused and going to pull into the restaurant at the corner.
No, he's not... Mr. Cadillac appears to be pouring on the coals. He's not making up any distance, but he ends up right on my ass. He can't pass because it's a curvy single-lane road so I speed up a little so I'm not holding him up. I'm doing my usual speed limit+10mph, so I'm going about 45.
HE PASSES ME ON THE BLIND CORNER and runs an oncoming pickup off the road! The truck makes a last second dodge and nearly eats a utility pole. So I got Mr. Cadillac's plate and went back to the truck, to see if the guy was ok. He was ok, and absolutely furious of course. Since I was a little calmer I borrowed his mobile and called 911, and they basically told me "fuck off, kid... ya bother me" - basically unless there's major bodily injury, they didn't give a damn.
(Fortunately, the pickup driver was an ex-Marine drill instructor and took about 5 minutes to tell the 911 operator where she could put her "can't help" attitude, lack of attention to duty, parentage, and about a dozen other things, without using a single profanity.)
I saw another guy get screwed because a van did a u-turn in front of him, and the guy ate a lamp pole dodging him. Even though I saw the whole thing from a restaurant window (too far away to get the plate) the cops basically told him he was wasting their time, and acted like they were going to ticket him for hitting the lamp post and bothering them.
One time my GS1100G had a bad charging system so I was pushing it through a parking lot at 2am. Two cops just cruised on by in their patrol car. No "do you need help?" or even "is that your bike?" - nothing. Not a damned thing.
I was driving home after the Superbowl a year ago, and this guy got out of the van in front of me and threatened to kick my ass. I have no idea why. His wife was shrieking at him to get back in the truck. It wasn't until I reached under my tank bag like I was reaching for a gun, did he back off. I called the non-emergency police number and got the usual "who cares?" - they didn't care if he was driving drunk or anything. I called 911 and they didn't care either.
So are all cops doughnut-munching losers with attitudes? Of all the experiences I've had with cops, none of them ever lifted a hand to help the situation, and none of my stolen anything has ever been recovered.
So should I just start packing a gun in my tankbag? It's like my grandfather said "you can get out of jail, but you can't get out of the morgue"
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