chivvalry
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Rainy this morning but supposed to clear up so I decide to go ahead and take the bike in to work. Roads are pretty wet and so a little slick. Come around a sweeper just toodling along (not in a hurry to get to work) and there is a forest rat scrambling across the road in front of me. "Where the hell did she come from?!?!", thinks me, and "oh shit, she's headed right for me!" Clench sphincter hard, apply brake, abs kicks in, deer bounces off front of bike and into brush on side of road, Zoe holds the road and shrugs off the hit. Glance in rear view mirror and deer is tumbling thru the brush, gets up, and runs for the woods.
Unclench sphincter. Pull up to stoplight and guy in mercedes pulls up next to me and yells out his window, "Good job! I was reaching for my cell phone to dial 911!" Finish ride to work.
Unclench sphincter. Pull up to stoplight and guy in mercedes pulls up next to me and yells out his window, "Good job! I was reaching for my cell phone to dial 911!" Finish ride to work.