Leather Dresses

[Dr. Rich]

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

 

[airboss]

Yeeeeeeeeah! :clapping:

 

[johnny80s]

Can you bring her to DVD? I like to meet her.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Yeah, but my truck has fake leather.

 

[Lawrence]

When I got that email about a mont ago the punch line was

"It's because she smells like a new golf bag." sent to me from a retiree.

 

[user 6393]

Cheaper than buying a dress, iffin ya want the smell

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Cheaper than buying a dress, iffin ya want the smell

So how did it work for you Barb? Give us a ride report and pics would be cool!

 

[zip]

Yeah, but my truck has fake leather.

She's got fake curves. I'm digging all of it.

 

[Bungie]

Geez.. not ONE of you included the pic in your reply.. whatta' bunch of old men.

I've only got one thing to add to the thread, other than making sure she gets reposted.

I'd hurt myself with that.

 

[user 6393]

Cheaper than buying a dress, iffin ya want the smell

So how did it work for you Barb? Give us a ride report and pics would be cool!

Honey, if I am gonna wear leather during sex, it won't be as a lube

j'es sayin'

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Cheaper than buying a dress, iffin ya want the smell

So how did it work for you Barb? Give us a ride report and pics would be cool!

Honey, if I am gonna wear leather during sex, it won't be as a lube

j'es sayin'

Pics, Or it didn't happen! :hyper:

 

[Intech]

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

My heart is racing, my throat is dry, I am weak in the knees, and I can't think rationally, but I can't smell any leather. what does that mean???

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

My heart is racing, my throat is dry, I am weak in the knees, and I can't think rationally, but I can't smell any leather. what does that mean???

You need to blow your nose.

 

[S76]

This truck looks like a little faster.

 

[Bokerfork]

Now if only she "rode" like a truck.

 

[Tyler]

Now if only she "rode" like a truck.

Poor mileage.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Now if only she "rode" like a truck.

Poor mileage.

Your point is??!!

 

[Tyler]

Now if only she "rode" like a truck.

Poor mileage.

Your point is??!!

You get what you pay for... or you pay for what you get. 'Nuf said...

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Now if only she "rode" like a truck.

Poor mileage.

Your point is??!!

You get what you pay for... or you pay for what you get. 'Nuf said...

True Dat. Either up front or in an installment plan. Just ask MadMike2 (cue the Mike Man)