I'm currently in the planning stages of rigging up some type of pump and resevoir with nozzles located above or below my tail section to squirt some type of nasty oily shit all over the windshield of the people that like to tailgate me while putting on make-up and texting, and talking on their cell phones....
Seriously. i'm gonna do this with a neat little red button to fire it off like some of the HID set-ups, or garage door set-ups that have been shown here with the little momentary switch located in the existing switch controls.....!
That'll teach 'em you'll see,,, you'll all see. They're the ones that are crazy they are they are,,,...
Grumble Grumble grumble 
HMMMM WENT TO THE DEALER, AHH, YES I NEED OIL FOR MY FJR I SAY. HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, SURE THAT WILL BE 4.23 QUARTS NEEDED SO I SAY FINE, IM GONNA NEED 5 SO I HAVE THE EXTRA FOR THE NEXT CHANGE . OK, THATS ALL GOOD TILL HE RAN MY CARD. WHAT THE FUCK??? 86 BUCKS FOR 5 QUARTS?? OK I GUESS ITS FINE ITS FULL SYNTHETIC AND I RUN A K&N FILTER. AND NOW FOR THE NEXT TRICK. IM GONNA PUT ON MY FRAME SLIDERS. ALUM. AND I WRAPPT IT WITH CARBON FIBER AND LOOKS PRETTY SHARP. U CAN HARDLY SEE THEY ARE ON. GOES GOOD W/THE BLACK CHERRY. 
REMEMBER BOYS AND GIRLS AND CHILDREN OF ALL AGES,...... RUBBER SIDE DOWN!! PIECE
