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Which one of you lost the bet ? Found this on the KTM site and I immediately assumed it was someone on here. But then again, no bet would have been needed for some most any of the prime suspects...

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had...

So a red head is visiting her doctor, She says that she hurts everywhere The doctor is curious and asks her to be more specific. She touches her leg and screams She touches her stomach and screams Finally she touches her head and screams again. The doctor leans back in his chair and asks...

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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be...

Irish Confession Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well...

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe...

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol...

The Knob : A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The...

Nominated as the world's best short joke by women. A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', heasked, 'Are these my brains'? ' No, Not yet,' she replied.

WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

An ex-Yamaha & Honda dealer, they still deal in used motorcycles and have one of the best MC mechanics (Mike) on staff that I've ever met. Fair prices and great service ! If you find yourself on the side of the road near I-69 and US 12(also known as E. Chicago Rd.) or are looking for a used...

Look what this guy on the surfboard is about to pounce on ! If he rides a 2010 Concours this could be real trouble for the FJRforum .. https://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/slide...=USRTR2C2LE#a=1

Finally took the '05 FJR in for a valve check and CCT replacement last week. 1st time valve check, yeah I knew it was supposed to be done at 26K. I just hate turning it over to any dealership and meant to get to it myself. Finally I realized that wasn't likely to happen with all I got on my...

Coming home from mailing off a seat to a forum member and I spot a sharp Kaw dual sport leaving Planet Motorsports here in town. Hey I been wanting check one those out so I turn around and go in. As luck would have it a used 09 is on the floor with 1100 miles, still several months of warranty...

https://mms.tveyes.com/MediaCenter/11659/43...10_23.39.21.wmv Probably NWS

Some people use their time more wisely than others... https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tPg1ZMiC9pA

I came to this site hoping for some input cuz I know you guys are into this stuff. I've had a song running thru my head all morning, was finally humming it out loud and singing it while doing other things with the words slowly coming back. It was making me crazy trying to fill in the blanks so...

Coming up on peak sidestand season for us Northerners. Just went out to the garage specifically to look at the FJR (jonesing) and was horrified to find it parked on the sidestand right where I'd left it some months ago. Was copping a distinct lean, but not quite ready to fall in a heap just yet...

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would...