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Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Bob asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit," said the guy. "I've heard the people are crazy there. They've...

Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers, are all excited About their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss The wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The...

OK, had a little disagreement with a trash truck the other day. Insurance says there is almost $7000 worth of damage on my 2003, so they totaled it. I decided not to buy it back, opting instead for the extra $2100 in my pocket. As such, there is a salvage company picking it up on Monday. There...

4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet, while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says his son studied economics became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a Ferrari. No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own...

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have...

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you...

37 reasons why it’s good to be a man............ 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting...

A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY’S... SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. ... They...

Ammunition Is Really Getting Scarce... Saturday morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a...

A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES. Realizing these...

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new...

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was...

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might need a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about...

Man was on a flight to DC. Pretty blonde in the seat across the aisle sneezes, then begins to shake mildly. He notes this, but thinks nothing more of it. About 15 minutes later she sneezes again, this time shaking almost uncontrollably for several seconds. Very strange, he thinks to himself, I...

I am about to need to replace the starter on my '03. The dealer quotes $494 for the new starter. I find this one listed on Ebay. Does anyine have any first hand knowledge of this company...

Spotted on DFW CL, no affiliation to me. I'm so fat I can barely swing my leg on now! https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3091183242.html

Saw this post on local (DFW) Craigslist. I have no other knowledge. But it seems that the computer and FI should be worth what he's asking for the entire subframe and engine. https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2832180198.html

Saw these while looking around on Ebay. Anybody have them? Have any more info? https://www.ebay.com/itm/2003-2010-YAMAHA-FJR1300-A-AE-BLK-EXHAUST-MUFFLER-PIPE-SLIP-04-05-06-07-08-09-/200672489105?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item2eb9032e91

I had put my bike in the shop last week to take care of a myriad of things. Among them was to check the valve clearance as there is about 59k on the bike. I have owned it for just about a year, but I have worked for the man who bought and owned it since new. He changed the oil and filter...