Thank you very much!

[Goody]

37 reasons why it’s good to be a man............

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

 

[lonerider]

That's my morale boost for today, thanks!

 

[Mihalis fjr]

Nice!!

Thanks!!

 

[garyahouse]

Here: this'll make it an even 40:

Doing your hair take a matter of seconds and is only needed once or twice a day.

Cleaning your nose is only a fingernail away.

Really dirty fingernails are a great conversation starter; for example: "Whatcha been workin' on today?"

 

[Riona]

reasons why it’s good to be a woman...........

It just IS !

 

[rbentnail]

reasons why it’s good to be a woman.........Seeing nekkid boobs any time, any where

FIFY.

 

[majicmaker]

reasons why its good to be a woman...........
It just IS !

Yeah But, can you come up with 37 of them! )

 

[Riona]

reasons why its good to be a woman...........
It just IS !

Yeah But, can you come up with 37 of them! )

Challenge accepted ....

1) Free dinners.

2) We can cry without pretending there's something in our contact.

3) Speeding ticket? What's that?

4) We actually get extra points for sitting on our butt, watching sports.

5) If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.

6) A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

7) In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned.

8) If you have to be home in time for Ally McBeal, you can say so, out loud.

9) If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.

10) If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.

11) If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.

12) You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.

13) Brad Pitt.

14) You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.

15) You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers.

16) When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.

17) If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him.

18) If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him

19) If you don't shave, no one will know.

20) If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21) You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22) You can dress yourself.

23) Your hair is yours to keep.

24) If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic.

25) You don't have to pretend to like cigars.

26) You'll never have to blow 2 months salary on anything.

27) If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot.

28) You're rarely compelled to scream at the TV.

29) You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.

30) If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty.

31) Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.

32) Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth.

33) When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing.

34) Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.

35) If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.

36) You'l never regret piercing your ears.

37) You can fully assess someone just by looking at his or her shoes.

38) You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra.

39) You don't have hair on your back.

40) If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.

41) You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

42) If you have big ears, no one has to know.

43) You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.

44) You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Jerry Springer.

45) We can get laid anytime we want

46) We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

47) We're cuter

48) We always have food in the fridge

49) Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever

50) We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals

51) There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men

52) Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T

53) Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

54) We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public

55) Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time,

but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

56) Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone

57) Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

58) When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short

59) Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

60). Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood

And the BEST reason to be a woman:

We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

 

[Surly]

reasons why its good to be a woman...........
It just IS !

Yeah But, can you come up with 37 of them! )

Challenge accepted ....

1) Free dinners.

2) We can cry without pretending there's something in our contact.

3) Speeding ticket? What's that?

4) We actually get extra points for sitting on our butt, watching sports.

5) If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.

6) A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

7) In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned.

8) If you have to be home in time for Ally McBeal, you can say so, out loud.

9) If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.

10) If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.

11) If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.

12) You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.

13) Brad Pitt.

14) You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.

15) You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers.

16) When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.

17) If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him.

18) If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him

19) If you don't shave, no one will know.

20) If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21) You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22) You can dress yourself.

23) Your hair is yours to keep.

24) If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic.

25) You don't have to pretend to like cigars.

26) You'll never have to blow 2 months salary on anything.

27) If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot.

28) You're rarely compelled to scream at the TV.

29) You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.

30) If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty.

31) Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.

32) Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth.

33) When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing.

34) Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.

35) If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.

36) You'l never regret piercing your ears.

37) You can fully assess someone just by looking at his or her shoes.

38) You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra.

39) You don't have hair on your back.

40) If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.

41) You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

42) If you have big ears, no one has to know.

43) You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.

44) You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Jerry Springer.

45) We can get laid anytime we want

46) We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

47) We're cuter

48) We always have food in the fridge

49) Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever

50) We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals

51) There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men

52) Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T

53) Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

54) We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public

55) Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time,

but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

56) Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone

57) Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

58) When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short

59) Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

60). Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood

And the BEST reason to be a woman:

We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

Now that is just plain mean!

 

[majicmaker]

Ok Ok!! You Win!! UNCLE!!!

I was the only boy growing up with 3 sisters!

I should have known better than to challenge you!

I'll never do that again!

P.S. I'm still laughing my ass off at your list!

 

[BkerChuck]

As they say on Family Feud: Good Answer! Good Answer!

 

[NightShine]

7) In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned.