A Cowboy Tombstone

[Khunajawdge]

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell

J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not

knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to

time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh..

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to

you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be

with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each

other or you could end up dead like me.

 

[airboss]

That's so sad.

To bad he couldn't find a woman capable of multi tasking, or he would still be alive.

 

[painman]

Good one Khun, but guess I'm stuck with one wife with multiple personalities, as difficult as it might be. That's why I have the FJR and can go for rides to keep me sane! P.M. lol.

 

[RadioHowie]

That's so sad.
To bad he couldn't find a woman capable of multi tasking, or he would still be alive.

Sorry, Airboss..but that tombstone is from 1850.

NO woman today is capable of all that....(duck, cover & run)

 

[dcarver]

I guess I'm a very lucky guy..

#5 doesn't apply to Ms. Dcarver!

 

[Surly]

Good one Khun, but guess I'm stuck with one wife with multiple personalities, as difficult as it might be. That's why I have the FJR and can go for rides to keep me sane! P.M. lol.

Begs the question, could your wife and my wife be related?

Surly