A "Hooter" of a Question

[bigjohnsd]

After a long day on the bike, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have

some hot Wings and an Iced Tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress

I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."

 

[Fly Bye]

Daym John, even I am not THAT old, yet.

 

[rogdeb]

Daym John, even I am not THAT old, yet.

+ 1

Just how old is OLD ?

I'm told it's all in your mind

-- on with the jokes !

 

[rushes]

The one who likes to go down!

 

[HotRodZilla]

The one on the left...Or the one on the right. Either way, I don't think I'd complain. My wife might get pissed though.

 

[Knifemaker]

I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess

what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling

she began to lose patience

and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday"

 

[TripperMike]

^^^^

"Yesterday" sheeesh

 

[stealth1]

Big John is so old that when the young lady asked if he wanted to have super sex he said, "I'll take the soup."

 

[bluesdog]

Both

 

[Bugnatr]

The one on the left. At this age two would kill me about as fast as the wife would.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I don't know, but I'm getting cross-eyed.

 

[Teehaml]

And to think that my Grand daughter is probably about their age.... sheeesh

 

[Bustanut joker]

What was the question?

Yep! I admit i rubbed one out while looking at those 4

 

[odot]

.......................just one?.....................imposter.

 

[DirtFighter]

Talk about cramming 10 pounds of boobs in a 5 pound shirt!!!

Those are weapons if mass distraction

 

[airboss]

Jeez, Someone needs to remind you.

John you're old, not dead.

 

[puppychow]

I bet they both suck!

... and that's a good thing!

 

[rogdeb]

And to think that my Grand daughter is probably about their age.... sheeesh

That thought came to my mind also. LOL

I bet they both suck!
... and that's a good thing!

Badda Boom

 

[Bustanut joker]

.......................just one?.....................imposter.

I was busy rubbin oot all day goat nutz.. I din have nuttin left by the time I seen this.