Do Men have better friends than Women?

[Big-D]

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning

she told her husband that she had slept over at a

friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best

friends. None of them knew anything about it.

 

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he

told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's

house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

 

[El Toro Joe]

:drinks: :good:

 

[Bungie]

Man I lived this...

A buddy of mine who was married to an absolute psycho. I'm over there one day and buddy steps out of the room for something. His wife asks me if I had fun playing pool with him on the weekend.

(PANIC! RED ALERT! we didn't play pool on the weekend!)

He's not there to give me an clue to the correct answer. I take the high road .. "Oh ya!"

She doesn't say a word.

Buddy comes back in the room, and I'm thinking I'm about to find out how I did.

She says, "Your friend's an asshole"

DOH!

F'n bitch was testing me in the most twisted way possible. She's long gone and is now tormenting some other poor schmuck.

 

[rushes]

Man I lived this...

A buddy of mine who was married to an absolute psycho. I'm over there one day and buddy steps out of the room for something. His wife asks me if I had fun playing pool with him on the weekend.

(PANIC! RED ALERT! we didn't play pool on the weekend!)

He's not there to give me an clue to the correct answer. I take the high road .. "Oh ya!"

She doesn't say a word.

Buddy comes back in the room, and I'm thinking I'm about to find out how I did.

She says, "Your friend's an asshole"

DOH!

F'n bitch was testing me in the most twisted way possible. She's long gone and is now tormenting some other poor schmuck.

You don't drink enough.

Everybody I know, knows I don't know or can't remember shit...

When you get to that higher level, people don't ask you anything.....

Bliss....

 

[Bungie]

Everybody I know, knows I don't know or can't remember shit...

That episode was about 15 years ago. Since then I've come down with a terminal case of CRS, usually followed with "I don't remember what I had for dinner last night!"

Its true! I can't.. it's a real problem!

 

[rushes]

Everybody I know, knows I don't know or can't remember shit...

That episode was about 15 years ago. Since then I've come down with a terminal case of CRS, usually followed with "I don't remember what I had for dinner last night!"

Its true! I can't.. it's a real problem!

Yer there...

Welcome....

I know ya feel likes its a problem....

But it's not really in the right conditions....