In the spirit of Halloween, the scariest thing to write in 5 words

[RadioHowie]

1 - Let me introduce my wife.

2 - I've been married five times.

3 - Here's AJ, Don and Barry.

4 - This is my new Harley.

 

[rushes]

5 - Hold my beer, watch this.....

 

[Fred W]

6 - I adjusted the CCT screw.

6A - I heard a bad noise.

 

[Bustanut joker]

1 - Let me introduce my wife.
2 - I've been married five times.

3 - Here's AJ, Don and Barry.

4 - This is my new Harley.

Puck you you puking puck!

:fuck:

 

[bluesdog]

I'm filing a paternity suit

 

[RadioHowie]

6 - I adjusted the CCT screw.
6A - I heard a bad noise.

 

[Fred W]

1 - Let me introduce my wife.
2 - I've been married five times.

3 - Here's AJ, Don and Barry.

4 - This is my new Harley.

Puck you you puking puck!

That's not scary. That's the standard ADVriders greeting. (FYYFF)

6 - I adjusted the CCT screw.
6A - I heard a bad noise.

{cough} That's not 5 words. {cough}

 

[Fred W]

Alright, here's one that isn't picking on Howie:

"Mom's here for the weekend"

 

[Bungie]

"I've seen your browser history"

 

[HelzBelz]

Girlie through the Sena SMH10:

"Did you see that cop?"

Or

"Oh Shit, That's my husband"

 

[gregory]

So close Fred!

Want to meet my mother?

 

[stealth1]

License, registration and insurance please.

or

Hello. I'm from the IRS.

 

[LKLD]

"It's yours".

 

[Pterodactyl]

They all do that.

 

[Cav47]

What does two lines mean?

Pregnancy test related

 

[Tyler]

I really really love you.

 

[RadioHowie]

I really really love you.

 

[Tyler]

Really really really really really.

I really really love you.

 

[TomInPA]

We should take the car.

This won't hurt a bit.

Dad, I need the car.

We don't have any beer.