Mommy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers....
This one is is for everyone who
a) has kids
B) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids
f) has grandkids
g) or for kids themselves to enjoy
One day I was doing the dishes and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the floor.
At one point she said, "Mommy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy's gonna eat your fingers!"
I pretended to eat them before I went back to what I was doing.
When I turned around, my daughter was staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?
This one is is for everyone who
a) has kids
B) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids
f) has grandkids
g) or for kids themselves to enjoy
One day I was doing the dishes and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the floor.
At one point she said, "Mommy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy's gonna eat your fingers!"
I pretended to eat them before I went back to what I was doing.
When I turned around, my daughter was staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?
