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More and more Seniors are texting and tweeting which means a STC (Senior Texting Code) has been established. If you qualify for senior discounts, this is the code for you-

ATD - at the doctor's

BFF - best friend fainted

BTW- bring the wheelchair

CBM - covered by Medicare

CGU - can't get up

CUATSC - see you at the senior center

DWI - driving while incontinent

FWBB - friend with beta blockers

FYI - found your insulin

GGPBL - gotta go; pacemaker battery low

GHA - got heartburn again

IMHAO - Is my hearing aid on?

LMDO - laughing my dentures out

LOL - living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawerence Welk's on

OMMR - on my massage recliner

OMSG -oh my; sorry gas

ROFL-CGU -rolling on the floor laughing; can't get up

TTYL -talk to you louder

WAITT - who am I talking to?

WTFA - wet the furniture again

WTP - where're the prunes?

WWNO - walker wheels need oil

GGLKI - gotta go; laxative kicking in

 
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