feejer222
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A Texan farmer visits his cousin in the UK, (who is also a farmer). The Englishman wants to impress his American relation and decides to show him round the farm.
They get to the cabbage field and he shows off some of his prize winning cabbages. 'Hell' says the Texan, 'back home I grow sprouts bigger than that!'
They move on to the carrots. The Brit shows off his biggest carrots, the Texan laughs and says 'back home our baby sweetcorn are twice that size'.
The Englishman is now totally deflated and wishing he hadn't bothered. The Texan goes on, 'do you know, I can get in my car at sun-up and drive from one side of my farm and not reach the other side by sun-down'
The Englishman smiles and says, 'I had a car like that once.'
They get to the cabbage field and he shows off some of his prize winning cabbages. 'Hell' says the Texan, 'back home I grow sprouts bigger than that!'
They move on to the carrots. The Brit shows off his biggest carrots, the Texan laughs and says 'back home our baby sweetcorn are twice that size'.
The Englishman is now totally deflated and wishing he hadn't bothered. The Texan goes on, 'do you know, I can get in my car at sun-up and drive from one side of my farm and not reach the other side by sun-down'
The Englishman smiles and says, 'I had a car like that once.'
