Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat, and one said to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might
as well do as the Americans do."
As they sat, they heard a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walked toward the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," said one. The vendor was very pleased to oblige, wrapped both hot dogs in foil, and handed them over. Excited, the Nuns found a bench, and begin to unwrap their dogs.
The Mother Superior was first to open hers.
She began to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, leaned to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispered, "What part did you get?"
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might
as well do as the Americans do."
As they sat, they heard a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walked toward the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," said one. The vendor was very pleased to oblige, wrapped both hot dogs in foil, and handed them over. Excited, the Nuns found a bench, and begin to unwrap their dogs.
The Mother Superior was first to open hers.
She began to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, leaned to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispered, "What part did you get?"
